Today’s Train Wreck – We Love Sluts!

Posted on April 8, 2011 by The Engineer

Listen, we here at Train Wreck TV love true, honest to god sluts, but the below seems more like a parade of Attention Whores.  And we hate Attention Whores.

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Today’s Train Wreck – Transformers Thriller

Posted on April 7, 2011 by The Engineer

This is better than all the Michael Bay movies combined.

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Today’s Train Wreck – A Rabbit Humping a Dog

Posted on April 5, 2011 by The Engineer

Please see the title.

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Meat Loaf Meltdown

Posted on April 4, 2011 by The Engineer

On the latest edition of the train wreck that is NBC’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ (trust us – the word ‘celebrity’ DEFINITELY needs those quotation marks in this context), aging rocker / hot patootie Meat Loaf freaked out on aging actor / all around cool guy Gary Busey after the latter supposedly stole the former’s art supplies. Is this what prime-time TV has been reduced to? On NBC, you better believe it!

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A Compilation of Connerys

Posted on April 1, 2011 by The Engineer

Sean Connery really knows how to treat the ladies, as he once explained to a shocked (shocked!) Barbara Walters:

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With this in mind, the fellas over at Film Drunk (we presume they’re fellas) have assembled a nice collection of cinematic Connerys, or as they call it, The Golden Age of Broad Smacking:

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Awwww Young Love

Posted on March 30, 2011 by The Engineer

The most entertaining drunk mis-dial in some time.

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Today’s Train Wreck – Douche Superglues Tiny Hat to Head

Posted on March 28, 2011 by The Engineer

Turns out using superglue on your head is not fabulous at all.

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Today’s Train Wreck: How the Almighty Have Fallen

Posted on March 25, 2011 by The Engineer

Looks like Jim Carrey is starring in yet another crappy movie.  On a related note, Jim Carrey used to star in good movies.

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Today’s Train Wreck: MTV’s K-Town

Posted on March 24, 2011 by The Engineer

The race to the bottom continues!

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Screeching Douchebag

Posted on March 24, 2011 by The Engineer

Speaking of anger management issues, last week down in Austin, TX at the SXSW music festival, the not-so-originally-nom-de-band-ed lead singer of punk group Screeching Weasel, Ben Weasel (sigh), pulled a Chris Brown of his own and punched not one, but two women during a performance. According to info we’ve cribbed from the source of all human knowledge, Wikipedia, shit went down thusly:

“On Friday, March 18, 2011 at Austin, TX’s SXSW Festival, Foster assaulted two females during a Screeching Weasel performance. The first woman had thrown an ice cube at Foster, and following Foster joking about her performing a sex act on him, spat beer at him. Foster responded by punching her in the face. The club’s owner, also female, then came on stage and attempted to stop the assault, at which point Foster punched her in the neck and abdomen.”

There’s video of the shit going down as well, in which he clearly kidney-punches a woman. Classy.  Be warned the video is difficult to watch due to the rampant douchebaggery.

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